"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack.
What’s a sex article you’ve NEVER read but wish someone had written?
Alright Tumblr. Listen up. I want everyone to channel those late night sex posts, get their mind into the gutter and brainstorm with me. I want to write an article. A sex article. Like NO OTHER SEX ARTICLE. I want an article that no ones read yet. A topic that no one’s broached. I want it to be so different it blows everyones sexually frustrated minds. So help me out:
what’s a sex article you’ve never read which you wish you had?
sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal
and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said
"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"
I think she changed my life