teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via hotboyproblems)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via humourprincess)

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

snuggycas:

We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack. 

(via punkmonksteven)

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

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What’s a sex article you’ve NEVER read but wish someone had written?

Alright Tumblr. Listen up. I want everyone to channel those late night sex posts, get their mind into the gutter and brainstorm with me. I want to write an article. A sex article. Like NO OTHER SEX ARTICLE. I want an article that no ones read yet. A topic that no one’s broached. I want it to be so different it blows everyones sexually frustrated minds. So help me out:

what’s a sex article you’ve never read which you wish you had? 

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

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rinthedrowpriestess:

sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal

and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said

"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"

I think she changed my life

(via internetcallgirl)

paperangelsandplastichearts:

shad-endrwolf:

supernatural-and-slippers:

cjthefangirl:

themovieneverends:

the16thmeteorshower:

This is so beautiful.

“Abandoned by straight people.” Something homophobic people tend to over look

Love this campaign. Also, is that Shane Dawson?

as an added argument, aren’t homosexual couples actually a scientific advantage at this point? We, as a species, are becoming quite overpopulated. However, homosexual couples 1) do not add to the population, and 2) take care of children that would not be taken care of otherwise. This slows the rise in population, meaning that our species may even survive longer because of it.

HOMOSEXUALITY, FROM A SCIENTIFIC POINT OF VIEW, IS AN ADVANTAGE TO THE HUMAN RACE.

REBLOG IS CAUSE THEY BLOGED IT

I have been stating that argument for some time now. Glad someone else gets it.

(Source: iwatchforsasha, via l-aughterr)

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